Dear Vinny,
Daddy and I are terribly excited about your impending arrival. Now if you wouldn't mind hurrying up and being born! I love you, son, but you are pinching one of my major arteries and making it uncomfortable for me to move around. Also, when you move around in there, it feels weird.
So come out whenever you're ready, sweetcakes! Out here are a nice bassinet prepared for you to sleep in, a big rocking chair, and two loving parents who look forward to holding you.
Love,
Mommy
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